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HER: Oh my God! I lost 2 kilograms! SMARTASS: Great, you finally took off your makeup!
Sometimes I talk to myself.
Wait, no I don’t, do I?
I’m not sure now.
Forget it.
Let’s go get some coffee.
OK.
Careful…I’ve already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn’t end well for you.
I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?
I’m actually really attractive as long as you don’t look at me.
I’m Happy.
And which dwarf are you?
Hot tip: Apparently it’s frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest.